The Fly

The Fly
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Chorus:
Now there was a little fly and he flew into a store
And he shhh upon the ceiling and he shhh upon the floor
And he shhh upon the bacon and he shh upon the ham
And he shh upon the head of the little grocery man

Well now the little grocery man got his little spray gun
He said he would get that fly befoe the day was done
Before he could count from 1 to 10
The fly flew down and shh upon the grocery man again

(Chorus)

Well now the little grocery man had a little grocery wife
They swore they'd get that fly if it meant their bloody life
They got themselves a cannon and they hid inside the store
And they blew themselves to blazes as the fly flew out the door

(Chorus)

Well they found themselves in heaven outside the pearly gates
St. Peter says no matter for now you'll be repaid
They got their angels wings and they flew into the sky
And they both swooped down like buzzards and they shh upon the fly.

(Chorus twice)